You came home with a stray dog you found out on the bike course and you’ve named him “Wipeout.”
She notices that instead of putting your bike in the rack in the garage you placed it in the recycling bin.
He overhears you leaving a voicemail for a reality tv show called “I can’t believe I’m still alive.”
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There’s a piece of crime scene tape stuck to your backpack.
Coming home from grocery shopping, she finds you in the driveway wearing a large trash bag and building a makeshift shower.
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He notices an ad on the local lost-and-found website with your cell phone number asking if anyone found “a blue and white, size 8 running shoe.”
A bill arrives from a porta john company that references stains that could not be removed from the plastic even with steam cleaning.
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When he goes to put laundry in the washer, he notices that the socks you wore to the race are incredibly muddy … but only on the inside.
She insists that you keep muttering “last time I do a pre-race burpee battle” under your breath.
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Your swimsuit has a tree branch stuck through it.
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