Outdoor shower with curtains in the desert.

10 Ways Your Spouse Knows the Race Went Badly

You came home with a stray dog you found out on the bike course and you’ve named him “Wipeout.”

Dog stretched out on bed
By Marc Mod Unsplash

She notices that instead of putting your bike in the rack in the garage you placed it in the recycling bin.

Mountain bikes chained to a no-parking sign.
By Héctor López Unsplash

He overhears you leaving a voicemail for a reality tv show called “I can’t believe I’m still alive.”

Toy talk show photo.
By Ben Unsplash

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There’s a piece of crime scene tape stuck to your backpack.

Model crime scene made with toys
By Merry Christmas Pixabay

Coming home from grocery shopping, she finds you in the driveway wearing a large trash bag and building a makeshift shower.

Photo of skunk
By Bryan Padron Unsplash

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He notices an ad on the local lost-and-found website with your cell phone number asking if anyone found “a blue and white, size 8 running shoe.”

Running shoe covered with moss
By Frank Marckardt Pixabay

A bill arrives from a porta john company that references stains that could not be removed from the plastic even with steam cleaning.

Tree stump that looks like a toilet.
Original Image by Momentmal Pixabay

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When he goes to put laundry in the washer, he notices that the socks you wore to the race are incredibly muddy … but only on the inside.

Runner in mud pit
By David Mark Pixabay

She insists that you keep muttering “last time I do a pre-race burpee battle” under your breath.

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Your swimsuit has a tree branch stuck through it.

 

 

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