- One morning you notice that your cat is dressed as a cereal box and you fear it’s an ambush attempt.
- Your cat is reading a murder mystery over your shoulder, and you think he’s looking for ideas.
- You pull out your sofa to vacuum behind it and find your missing steak knives among the catnip mice and ping pong balls.
- You notice that the dead animals your cat leaves for you on the back porch have been shot.
- You find your knife sharpening stone next to the scratching post.
- You discover that your cat has been using your phone to text someone named Jock “Knuckles” Murphy.
- A copy of Assassins for Hire magazine came addressed to Mittens Catt.
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